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中/EN virtual arms dealer
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Shmk 12 Apr, 2024 @ 7:52am 
you are so hot i love you!
Miguel B> Skins 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am 
awesome guy, thanks for the help <3
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poopybananaking 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39pm 
Ive played multiple games with this stranger now, and I have to say he is quite unique. This anomaly, im not even sure human, is definitely one of a kind. After pretending to be a friendly teammate by playing with him for several games, I have analyzed him for a long time and have found many disturbing facts about him. He seems to take interest in honey roasted bbq peanuts, which I dont think even exist, indicating that he is most likely an alien. During games in counter-strike, he would most often proclaim that the game was "very winnable" and "GG EZ" quite loudly in a dead yet energetic voice. He also would often say that "only [he] was carrying the game" and "kek w". The contradiction between the dead monotone voice yet hyperactive and childlike scream signifies that "Poo Lover FlaminWizard6969420" is most likely an android. Yet I am not done. I find it peculiar that Poo Lover FlaminWizard696942 adopts a new type of vocabulary that is strange to many.
poopybananaking 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39pm 
He replaces curses and swears in his speech with "flummery" "Tarnation" or "invest n1-enemy blue (sus) [no post will prob terrorist]". The idea sends a shiver down my spine, but I have the right to speculate that "Poo Lover FlaminWizard6969420" could be a Town of Salem player which shocks me in fear down to my core. For my final piece of evidence against this strange mythical creature, "Poo Lover FlaminWizard6969420" often craves flesh while playing CS:GO. He would say that "[he] had a burning desire to eat Chinese pork with bountiful amounts of white rice". Analyzing this quotation said by "Poo Lover FlaminWizard6969420", we can come to the realization that "Poo Lover FlaminWizard6969420" identifies as asian fried noodles, or more known as "Chow Mien".
poopybananaking 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:39pm 
To summarize, after my thorough and life threatening investigation of this unidentified species codenamed "Daddy Chamber", it is concluded that "Poo Lover FlaminWizard6969420" is a alien robotic TOS player chow mien that has invaded earth to study our species while disguised as a human to gather information about video games, twitter and reddit to benefit the invasion of the FlaminWizard Army to earth in exact 50 days 27 hours 105 minutes, 62 seconds, 1079 milliseconds, and ((sin(x) + tan(x) + 1 - sec(x) ) * csc) / cot(5.7)= 90 cos (2.72) ^ sin(x) / cos(x) +1.672 zeptoseconds.