Recent reviews by flameSandwich

potato brother

this game is dog

crossing guard required

i want to pop some hunies

epic

I used to play the first game years ago on Kongregate. Didn't even realize there was a second or third until it was in the humble bundle 2 weeks ago, good game.

Edit August 7th: nearly a month later and the game hasnt had an update to fix the problems and the developer has added trading cards to get more money.

It crashed the first time I put it into fullscreen. The shooting isn't aligned with the mouse, it fires to the right of it about 10 degrees, slightly more acurate while walking in the direction you're shooting. The enemies are constantly firing which wouldnt be a problem in they didnt walk directly towards you from a mile off screen. You move too slow without upgrades to dodge bullets if you aren't already walking away from them, I often lose a heart before I leave the town. You can take multiple ticks of damage, making the item near the turrets that shoot 4 projectiles impossible to get.

I crafted a badge and got a 90% coupon for this game so i thought, "$.20 game that came out today, neat." Not really worth the 20 cents

degenerates like you belong on a cross

for the love of god, rerecord/remaster bonchovy's audio

*click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *click* *jiggle* *achievement unlocked*

i r8 10/8 m8