Your Favorite Electrician in Rust! The guy holding back the queue, while smoking ganja.
For the love of all things sane, what happened to you?


Your girlfriend has got you wrapped around her finger like a puppy on a leash – or should I say, a gamer on a high score streak? Newsflash: she's into Beyoncé, not you.
She's got a secret crush on Captain America, and I'm pretty sure she's got a fantasy or two about Saitama (who, by the way, just walks around in his boxers).
Meanwhile, you're over here obsessing over those worthless CS:GO skins and mindless Rust sessions like it's the end of the world. Get a grip, dude! She's using you for your wallet and your gullibility.

It's time to stop being the gaming equivalent of a participation trophy and wake up to the reality that you're being emotionally and financially drained by a toxic relationship.

So, here's a suggestion: take a break from the games, and take a closer look at the real game – your relationship. Or, better yet, play a game of 'leave my base alone' and see how long you last.
It comes down to this, you have a base, I need to inspect it.


Remind me how to win, Sensei.. on de_boathouse.