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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:15am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:06am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:11am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:54am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:34am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:34am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:17am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:45am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:16am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:20am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:57am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 2:52am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:56am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 3:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:49am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:41am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:56am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:49pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:29am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:42am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 3:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:23am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:41am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:41am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 6:57am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:08am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:18am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:16am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:38am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:54am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:28am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:27am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:56am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 3:08am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:16am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 3:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:49am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 5:05am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:51am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:53am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:05am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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