Recent reviews by Fishy Rishy

Played the demo a few months ago, and I have been waiting for this release with bated breath.
Beautiful aesthetics and simple gameplay hide a haunting world with a rich, yet vague prose that drives home the desperation of a world without a Sun.

The actual battle mechanics are brilliant too, and its the closest I have ever felt to a real sword fight in a video game context. Every round you have to weigh up defending yourself, attacking the enemy, or preparing to dodge.

I love this game, even though its only just had its full release, and the only thing I want is some sort of mobile port so I can play this on the go. It even feels designed to be played that way.

I have never before played a game filled with such immense jank, horrible story writing and dialogue, and slightly off-feeling gameplay (at first) that captured me and pulled me into the flow of combat with it's charm and rule of cool focussed gameplay loop.

Still haven't finished it, but I highly reccommend this game, especially on sale, for the bundle of laughs and shrieking WTF!s you'll have while playing this.

Ok, lemme just say that this game is awesome.
This a game about parkouring space ninjas
Fast paced gun and sword play gets thrown in with parkour and space magic and ninjas.
Dude, why aren't you playing this game yet?
Perhaps you're looking at the "Free to play MMO" tag. And you'd be right for hesitating at that.
A lot of F2P MMO's are mostly just looking to scam you out of your cash, but not Warframe.
Yeah, it's grindy, but what MMO isn't?
And no, it's not Pay to win. It's pay to not grind so much.
You can buy platinum with your hard earned real money, but that can only get you weapon mods, warframes and weapons without having to grind for each part.
You still have to level things and figure out how to mod your equipment in order to maximise your damage output, health etc.


But maybe you're here for the story.
It's kinda non-existent at the beginning. But don't worry, it's there. You just have to work like an archaeologist, uncovering it bit by bit.

Maybe you're here for a social experience. Parkouring space ninjas dude.

Here to feel like a supreme badass? Dude, seriously Motherf**king parkouring SPACE NINJAS.
Akimbo pistols and bullet-dives all the way man!


I love the lore and story behind this game. I love spending hours with my friends grinding for that ONE damn part that doesn't want to drop. I love the gameplay and parkour mechanics.
One little tip, try to play with friends as much as you can.
Don't have any that play? Send me a message, I'll be happy to join you, no matter what skill level you're at.

Wake up, Tenno, and smell the ashes.