Anyway, I see this bum on the corner geeking with a broken shopping cart, talking to a pigeon like it owes him money. And I’m like, “Yo, this the perfect moment.” I reach into my backpack like I’m unwrapping an Amazon package and pull out that radioactive glow stick like it’s a 7-Eleven taquito forged in the core of the sun. And threw that ♥♥♥♥ at him like i was trying to make it into the Yankees Full wind-up. Olympic discus throw. I hit that man with the uranium fuel rod like it was a glow-in-the-dark honey bun from the Soviet Union. The impact? Biblical. Bro started speaking Morse code in Latin. The pigeon ascended. The cart transformed into a Tesla. Somewhere in the distance, a car alarm went off, a baby stopped existing. Homie stood up, brushed nuclear dust off his shoulder, looked me dead in the eye, and turned into ashes like thanos snapped him.
Now I’m banned from 12 square blocks, two Walmarts, and apparently, the Geneva Convention.

hey man who u talking to

bot

Who's up for a gaming marathon?

Gaming heroes unite!

hey man who u talking to

so very very bad at cs. not a good teammate at all. silver plays all day.

@peteabyss ♥♥♥

you're stuck at 3k cause you're 3k you, answered your own question. "back when the game launched it was better, i moved up an down ranks more freely" yes, this is because there is no data among players to give anyone /accurate/ ranks.

"now im just stuck at 3k with 100 wins!!!" yes, cause 3k is your rank, you have played 100 matches and in those 100 matches you have failed to win and or performed poorly enough the game doesn't give you xp,

this will never be fixed, as its not broken, and is how it always has been. there isn't anything wrong with the system.

litearlly just get better

+Rep Cuddled me on the train <3 xoxoxo

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✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

Game's calling You in?

+ rep good player

+rep sniper extraordinaire〃°ω°〃

Who's the gaming legend? Let's find out!

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hey dimwit! news flash, if you need hacks to be good.....you aren't good, have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ life....

umad bro

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+rep AWP master

-rep lost every game i play with this random idky u keep showing up ur so trash its insane

+rep pretty good player

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+rep, good teammate

have an offer for ya, added mate.

hey, add me please!:)

Who's up for a gaming marathon?

top mate :)

GG respect

gg pete nice snipe

have a nice offer, added

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+rep add me bro

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+rep It was a good game, bro, add me.

meet me at karrinyup ya dog

KILL YOURSELF FUICKING NOOB NEVER CPLAY HUNT AGAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I love CATGIRLS

huge fan

i hat eyou s

tom cruise

♥♥♥♥ off

so one day i saw him and a raven, and the raven was like what up bro and then he shoved his tits down the ravens throat +rep

wot a snOgREeeeeee