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66.3 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Perfect addition to any desktop 10/10
Posted 29 July, 2025.
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213.8 hrs on record (115.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's true that this game needs more work, but if you just want to get in there, grow a dinosaur, get in some fights, and possibly die because you crested a hill too quickly and went splat into the side of the next hill. Then this is the game for you!

You will get stuck on nothing.

You will spend hours looking for food.

You will die in one hit because the Carno desynced and even though you were totally clear on your screen, on their screen, you weren't.

It's early access for a reason and there's all sorts of production still happening. It is fun, especially with friends, and especially when you come to terms with losing hours of progress due to a bug here and there.

The beauty of the game is that there is no end and you make up your own goal every time you spawn as a new dinosaur. You can fly around for hours as a Pteranadon, stay out of fights, eat fish, drink water, and just eat popcorn irl while watching other dinos fight and die. You can carefully grow a baby Stegosaurus and become a mobile battle station. You can spawn in as the tiniest little annoying Troodon and battle screech around the map jumping onto people's backs and then disappear into some grass only to reappear on someone's back again and again and make everyone question why they can't find you or kill you (but also die in one hit from anything, still super fun).

Become a Gallimimus and kick people in the face.

Become a Pachy and headbutt everything in sight.

Make people hallucinate,
throw up on stuff,
make babies,
throw up on the babies to feed them.

The options are endless. 10/10

P.S. Don't let crappy people ruin your dino fun, there's lots of servers and good people out there to play with :)
Posted 24 March, 2025.
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25.9 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
This game has a lot to offer to the cozy crafting genre of gaming. There's a small story line to follow but ultimately once you figure out how things work you can do whatever you want. Making money is easy enough that you won't spend all your time trying to get it, and the building is guided but leaves you room to work with your creativity. Honestly a fun little game over all and I plan on letting my daughter try it out to see what she thinks.
Posted 17 February, 2025.
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40.9 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
11/10 Turn a space rock into paradise and create little strange creatures. Search around and discover the history of said space rock and the unfortunate souls that got launched/stuck there. If one day they decide to add more to this lovely little title, or make another like it, I'll be all in.
Posted 15 July, 2024.
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47.7 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Easy to learn, fun to build, and exciting to hunt. 11/10 would recommend.
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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72.9 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
It was a little harder to get into coming from Diablo but the story has gotten interesting and I am interested to see where it's going to end up.
Posted 25 March, 2024.
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6.8 hrs on record
Fun explorer and base builder
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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25.1 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
If you like friend-ships, betrayal, cats, gems, storms, and diarrhea, this could be the game for you.

10/10 would get betrayed again
Posted 20 July, 2018.
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