Hello
My name's Octavious McFarlin Linebacker University of South Florida, and I'm here because I am legally obliged to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.
Now before you shame me and think of me as a lesser being I just want you to know that it was not my fault and she clearly looked at least 13.

-Sincerely Octavious McFarlin
University of South Florida

Speak for yourself Deep Fryer Chan, or should I say Parker. You were the biggest simp and never stayed with the boys. The worst thing about your simping was that she wasn't even hot.

Wtf are you talking about Kirby this guys was actually such a loser ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd. Actually nobody ever wanted to be friends with him he just kinda weaseled his way into parties and it was really awkward.

Hey Trent we went to the same college, you were a great friend of mine, a master of beer pong, a shotgun champion, but most of all this man kinda got cake ;)

♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥ you're a ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your garbage

you suck so bad at every game you've ever played, you're trash just uninstall steam

git gud scrub

4 the achev

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hey bud