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829.1 hrs on record (369.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 14 September, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself - drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above. "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved." "I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life. Again, the voice called to her. "Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins." "I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in Thee," Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world. One last time, Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her. "You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to Me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you." "Yes, Lord. Anything," Isaac's mother begged. "To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to Me to prove you love Me above all else." "Yes, Lord," she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen. Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement, hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
Posted 2 June, 2021.
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1,052.9 hrs on record (1,038.0 hrs at review time)
im loving to game :)
Posted 22 March, 2021.
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117.3 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
cool game, only downside is how steep progression can be after the 3rd boss
Posted 27 February, 2021.
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9 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
190.6 hrs on record (117.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 6 December, 2020.
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1.7 hrs on record
not even fun for a party game, its just a ♥♥♥♥ show.
Posted 30 July, 2019.
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2,181.4 hrs on record (1,767.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
this game sucks
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 6 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
1,303.6 hrs on record (1,003.9 hrs at review time)
you can shoot guns and you can build house and you can craft things and you can run and you can swim and you can talk to people (wholesome!) and you can be black :)
Posted 14 May, 2016. Last edited 12 January, 2021.
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