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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 2:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:51am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:37am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:04am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 3:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:58am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 5:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 7:12am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:54am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:14am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:32am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:39am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 7:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 7:52am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:39am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:04am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:31am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 9:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:14am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 5:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:20am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:59am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:41am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 4:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:17am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:51am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:23am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:17am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:19am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:03pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:59am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:13pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:13am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:59pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:28am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May @ 2:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 6:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 4:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:39am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 7:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:05am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 1:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:52am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:12am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 12:54am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:30am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 7:12am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 4:03am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:10pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:09am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 1:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:10pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:36am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:18am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 1:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:42am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:36am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 2:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 1:04am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:27am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:09am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 7:08am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:10pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:12pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:14pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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