Spider Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Spinning her webs away

Along came a child
Unruly and wild
Said Miss Muffet "Now you're my prey."

Down she descended
Thinking you wretched
A big spider crushing cheapskate

"I'll take these here shinies,
but don't frown your hiney,
I'll pour you some spiders for trade!"

You struggled mighty
But those webs so tightly
Just kept you from getting away

Spiders in muffins
Spider MacGuffins
Spiders that steal all your pay

Muffet was grinning
Sure she was winning
Some 8-legged vengeance this way,

Oh but Miss Muffet
Up on her tuffet
Knew not who she ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with today.


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