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4 people found this review helpful
2,934.3 hrs on record (2,650.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
CS2 is materially worse in every way except the visual, which seems pointless given that anyone trying to play competitively will immediately change their graphics settings to the most plain (likely lowest) setting to avoid visual clutter.
Posted 10 September, 2023. Last edited 17 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
30.7 hrs on record
After owning the game for 4+ years and previously having played hundreds of ranked games, they now force you to play a 30m unskippable mess of AI tutorials, and grind 80 levels in casual to play ranked. They are requiring you to put tens of hours of grinding in to unlock a feature that had previously been unlocked and used with frequency. I don't know what dev team could sit down and decide to implement this F2P change with absolutely 0 grandfathering for existing players. Uninstalled.
Posted 22 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record
This game is made by a subsidiary of Microsoft. Microsoft is a publicly-traded company which makes THE OPERATING SYSTEM AND GRAPHICS API (DirectX), YET SOMEHOW THESE IDIOTS CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO IMPLEMENT EXCLUSIVE FULLSCREEN.

This game features the worst progression system I've ever encountered with the added bonus of mediocre visual quality, awful performance, and no ability to re-join ranked lobbies after their awful game crashes.
Posted 22 November, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
66.4 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
The ultimate soothingly casual explorpg. Ignore the people whining about the differences from alpha. He's refined a muddled mess into an endlessly entertaining JDM-with-your-friends masterpiece.
Posted 3 October, 2019. Last edited 3 October, 2019.
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