hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

EPIC WIN!!!

@xXx_John♥♥♥♥inSnowden_xXx It's ok, I'm sure I deserved it. It's a shame though that I can no longer provide for my 3 children, Penelope, Mike, and Turbo Pete due to the irreparable damage done to my spine. After their mother died in an aldis parking lot similar to the one I used to frequent before the "incident", it's been a difficult time trying to support these lovable rascals haha. I guess it's about time I make Turbo Pete man of the house now, he may only be 5 years old, but out of all of us, he is the only one that can walk. I will be sending him off to work in a coal mine conveniently located about 3 miles away from our house. Now that's what I call turning a mistake into a miracle!!!

@Shyguy45 I had to take my anger out on somebody after they rejected my application for the third time

+rep this man suplexed me in the parking lot of aldis just for the fun of it. He told me that he learned it from some game called yakuza. Although my spine was obliterated by the impact, I couldn't help but feel proud of him. The doctor said I may never be able to walk again, but I told him that as long as this fella is out there practicing his yakuza moves on unsuspecting strangers in parking lots, I was gonna be ok.