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Even high on life has better humor, and isn't as buggy. Okay maybe it doesn't, but at least isn't as buggy.

It plays like an alpha build for an early access game

it's ♥♥♥♥, not even the kind you'd jokingly give a positive review for

I remember playing it in 2009, I'm so glad to see it on steam!

why

I know my playtime says 9 hours, but in reality it's more like 2 hours. It's a clicker game and it's not tagged as such, so it's a bit misleading. There's not enough content and the game is far too limited in the late game for it to be wirth money. Its place in the world should be as a fun little browser game you mindlessly waste your time on at work, not on the steam store.

this is a 5-minutes-of-killing-time browser game that you can pay an unproportionately large amount of money for

you can pay real money for the opportunity to get some worthless achievements

but should you?




...no

I had to leave it open to hit the 7 minute mark required to write a review. There is not enough content for 2 minutes of gameplay, so I had to just pick up my phone so I wouldn't die of boredom looking at this thing.

I'm willing to bet 100 US cents that this game was made by a ~12 year old as a school project and their parents were so excited by their child's talent for video game developement that they spent $50 to put this pile of crap on steam. Or by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to get a quick buck by putting an early project for a mobile app from early 2000s for next to nothing so some people buy it randomly or as a joke and don't bother getting a refund. Not sure which is sadder.

If you want some extra achievements on your profile, the H button is your friend. If your ass is horny for badly drawn anime girls - just look them up online so you don't pay for a worse experience...