Bzzz bzzzz bzzzzzzzz !

Wife material

Stinks like musty chickpeas for some reason?

There was a man in 1876 who attempted to invent a new kind of bread that was both waterproof and fire-resistant. He called it Iron Loaf and swore it would revolutionise the bread industry but it was so dense that the first test slice collapsed his dining table and shattered his neighbour's floor. His wife left him for a baker and he was later arrested for attempting to smuggle the bread into a local blacksmith's forge believing he could turn it into an indestructible snack. To this day nobody knows where the last remaining Iron Loaf rests but they say it was repurposed as a cornerstone of a bridge. Just needed somewhere to vent.

Mama mia Majo-san you found my gatto-kun Fefez, silly little hallal kawaii al-creature ! Back to Marrakesh you go !

No collar, no ID, keeps calling me rude words in Berber, not very friendly - someone please get your cat!