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0.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ Looks as if it was ran inside a game inside a game inside Minecraft
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
☑ Just a copy pasta of Undertale

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Undertale
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
KIDS is def the target
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to Grind, Savefile can be cheated with modified Trophies / DRM injection
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for breakfast to finish
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money. Updates on public-branch are far and few in between.

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for roaches

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---{ Overall Verdict }---

Don't waste you're money on this game as it may never fully get released with the multitudes of "delays", drama, and lack of performance efficient code. GML AI Code at best. Year 2 Intern Tech Code at Worst

I wish I got this for free
Posted 15 July, 2025. Last edited 15 July, 2025.
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41.7 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 22 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.3 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I bought it because of the amount of jokes and memes I could make, But it's surprisingly has some really fun mechanics and at times with any difficulty above the starting difficulty gives a bit of a challenge in dungeons and with higher level raids.
Posted 22 January, 2024.
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