Is that your birthday

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Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one.

Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.

He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

"Location Secured, Commander Zavala" Ghost Chirped

Zavala, pleased, replied "Good work, Guardian. What intel did you discover?"

"Hmm, there's only one data artifact here, labeled 'OXA', and it's seriously corrupted. Metadata says it was last accessed by an 'Otzot' centuries ago"

Ghost paused for a moment

"What is 'OXA', and who is "Otzot"?

A blue engram is transmatted into your inventory.

"Those are questions for another day, I suppose. But for now, well done. Return to the tower, this pedicure won't finish itself, Guardian" Zavala replied under his breath

Do you feel it as I do, Guardian? A hatred, as pure and potent as sunshine, soaking through your skin.

Hashladûn knows what the Guardians have done. She watched as her lineage fell, one after the other - Crota, Oryx, Omnigul.

And she is eager to return that pain.

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aftermath

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"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

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I am the ill-intent.

BIG WIN!!!

It is inevitable.

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It tastes of Drywall.

Soon.

You will have a good day. You have no other options.

I'm in your walls.

I know what you did.