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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 11:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 12:21pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 8:59am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 3:38am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 8:29am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 1:16am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 2:09am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 11:45am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 9:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 6:26am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 1:16pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 1:59am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 6:22am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 1:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 2:25am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 3:31am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 1:38am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 3:43am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 11:40am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 9:37am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 10:00am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 9:35am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:34am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 10:53am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 2:00am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 11:26am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 9:40am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2016 @ 11:02am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 9:35am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 11:11am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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