I am a yak. I am disgruntled. That is all.


Aside from being disgruntled, and that being all, I am disgruntled about a number of things. Firstly, I am disgruntled about young children (under 13's) playing the game and using a microphone. Secondly, I am disgruntled at the inability of people to recognise the noobishness playing a game to the extent where you take it so seriously that you don't have fun anymore. Thirdly, I am disgruntled that I cannot say "Mongrel" with the same poignancy as General. I am, however, in training.

Fourthly, I am disgruntled about the fact that you are reading this. Yes, I am easily knocked from the seemingly unachievable status of being "gruntled".

Oh, how awesome I am... I really like cookies.