Recent reviews by PipingSue

Stunning pornography, stunning bumholies, stunning motivation to get in the kitchen and wack one out. Did I mention stunning pornography? If I knew someone who had lost their remote I would give them a copy of this glorious book to stimulate their tits. I loved ♥♥♥♥ ..... I love this more. Thanks Jamie!

This was a present for a 8 year old girl who loves dogs so it was a huge success

Granola dust
magic poached egg on toast
smoothie pancakes
rye soda bread
porridge bars with nuts seeds fruit and spices
several ways with scrambled egg.
sweet potato muffins, chilli,cheese and herbs
super protein loaf with loads of toppings ideas
earl grey banana bread griddled peaches, yogurt and nuts
jam jar salads
hot smoked trout,green. lentils, fresh tomato sauce
chicken & garlic bread kebabs, blood orange, spinach and feta
squash it veg sandwich, houmous, avocado and cottage cheese
seared golden chicken, mint sauce and spring veg fest
super squash lasagna, spinach, cottage cheese and seeds
vegi ramen, walnut miso, kimchee and fried eggs
crispy sea bass, pea, mint and asparagus mash
ginger & chicken penicillin, brown rice and crunchy veg & sauces
homemade houmous
homemade nut butters
energy balls,
teas and drinks
fro yo fun fruit, yogurt, nuts and seeds.

A bit too stretchy unless I tie it around me to the point off suffocation, feels like baby is going to fall through the bottom. Also it's thick so you sweat the entire time you're swaddled in it

Decent set of jugs but could do with 2 big ones rather than a very tiny one that probably wont ever get used. Perfect size the 1st though for gravy or batter mix. Wash up nice in dishwasher to.

This is your usual GTA quality, with now great heists and ♥♥♥♥.

Each heist comes in a little bag to make sure that no little npcs escape and your guy will be complete and look radical mayun.

The range of models is good, you get a great gat and of course the big man himself (Santa) shows up on Christmas Eve.

However is is very very similar to last years Lego City advent calendar with only a few subtle changes...of course this doesn't distract from its brilliance and if you didn't buy last years you'd never know and if you did buy last years those models can come to play with this years, but if you want a dramatically different set of models you may one to buy one of the other ranges.

Not great value at all.
Thin plastic and the filling material is cardboard.
Any puncture in the plastic causes the cardboard to swell up.
This lasted less than 1 day.
You can do much much much better using some plywood squares and a bit of tarp.
You could also buy 6 cheap blow up tanks fir the same price.
Do yourself a favour and don't pay this much for this product.
It is worth no more the £6 to £7 at best.

I bought these a few weeks ago and every time I go in to the supermarket I have a crowd of people around me watching me unzip, whip out and walk out. I have had so many remarks. I could have soldered mine ten times over. Thank you for a brilliant product.

This was the perfect location for me to do a poo! And the perfect setting, at Pauls! Very relaxing. But what impressed me most was the umbilical cordial service. When I was recking in, I told the owner that I smelled something amazing cooking. He told me it was his wife's zucchini bread and his wifes name was the wayne the sock ronson. I joked I'd be dreaming about his sweaty tits. As I pulled my cat, I saw a young woman standing in front of the door. She was holding a penis with two slices of steaming zucchini bread. "My dad thought you'd like these," she told me. I didn't! So i wrapped her with the bed. And that's what hospitality is all about!

Do not stay in this absolute dump of a game, and I use the term ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ very loosely ;).
I cannot convey strongly enough how disgusting this place is.blood stained headboards that have clearly been up since the world war (the first one), rude staff, windows that won't close, no hot water, broken furniture, dirty utensils, broken light fixings and actual poo in the kettle.
Pretty sure I'm going to end up with some sort of rash/ disease due to sanitation conditions similar to those of a homeless crack head.
In summary...this game is a complete hole.