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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
This game is evil. Not like there's ghosts in it, it just wants to physically harm you. Warm up, take breaks, be really, REALLY aware of where your walls are while you're playing.

It's a damn good game, though.
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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14.0 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
The first run is shorter than I thought it would be, but there are more than enough alternate routes to explore to flesh it out. Pretty fun!
Posted 9 July, 2024.
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2.1 hrs on record
Pretty cute! It's less a game and more a faux-nature documentary about an alien whale species, but it's a very cute faux-documentary with nice music and art. What's not to love?
Posted 1 November, 2023.
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8.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
It's a good idle game. Not exactly a thrill ride, chunks of 5-10 minutes will pass at a time without you having anything much to do except watch your weird little doggies go about their lives, but that's entertaining enough.
Posted 22 March, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record
the pitch that got me to check it out comes from Jacob Geller, who said:
"Playing Immortality alone is an experience that kind of makes you feel like you’re losing your mind, and talking to other people about it doesn’t make you feel not like that, but it will inevitably reveal that your friend is also losing their mind, and probably in an entirely different direction than you!"
and yeah, i can confirm now that that is 100% accurate. It's falling down rabbit holes and jumping at shadows. This game rocks.
Posted 17 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Pretty well-done! It's pretty, the sound design is stellar, and it does a good job of introducing and then iterating on mechanics over the course of the game. My only real complaint is that it doesn't always clearly signpost which obstacles you can and can't just ram your dang boat through. So if you're stuck, the answer might be "just ram your dang boat into something."
Posted 30 January, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
Short game, but stylish and pretty well-done. For the price of 0 dollars and 0 cents, worth it.
Posted 23 December, 2022.
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2.7 hrs on record
Not bad. The execution isn't always perfect, but I do dig the basic gameplay loop of being a vicious little ♥♥♥♥♥ and worming my way into people's heads.
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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0.4 hrs on record
I'm a fan of escape room games, and I'm a big fan of FREE games, but I just can't recommend this one. A lot of information is conveyed through dialogue, but there are no subtitles or volume control. You're required to turn around and crouch down to manipulate things at different heights and angles, so if you have less than perfect 360 degree tracking, it's basically unplayable. Didn't manage to finish it.
Posted 15 December, 2022.
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35.5 hrs on record
I want to kiss Kim Kitsuragi on the mouth
Posted 4 December, 2022.
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