Your pretty good.


http://steamproxy.com/id/TURBOSKILL/recommended/730/ Probably the best explanation of cs:go.

(Scene: Ugly Naked Guy`s apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.)

Ross: Oh my femur! I love this apartment! Isn`t it deathly?! I can`t believe I never realized how yellow it is!

Rachel: Well that is because your finger immediately goes to the ghastly naked man.

Phoebe: It`s loud! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I`m gonna masturbate to gay porn.

Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the dvd box and Ross quickly hurries out.)

Rachel: Well, I never thought I`d say this, but I`m gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy`s dildo. (Does so.)

Phoebe: (looking out the glorious window) Oh, look! There`s Monica and Chandler! (Starts fingering.) Hey! Hey, you oranges! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other`s thongs off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!

Rachel: What?!

Phoebe: (fingering) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!

Rachel: Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥ house!

Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!

Rachel: OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥ house!!!

Phoebe: OH!! MY legs!!! legs!!!!

Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It`s pillowcase!! It`s okay!!

Phoebe: NO! THEY`RE dancing!!!

Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!

Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!

Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn`t know so you have to stop rolling!!

Ross: (entering) What`s going on?

Phoebe and Rachel: ♥♥♥♥!!!!11!!!!

Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!

Ross: What?! What?!

Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we`re just so high that you want to get this apartment!

Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts climbing to divert his attention.)

Phoebe: (fingering incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

(Ross starts killing and fingering incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)