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Hey if crumple myself into a shot put how far can you throw me haha that’s a track and field joke not track but they are together anyways, anyway I threw shot put in middle school and was one of the best throwers in the state haha of the state of Kansas because of my strength haha anyways if you wanna get together for drinks I’m super down by the way I mentioned shot put because I thought I saw you in a track and field outfit haha actually I did not see you in the track and field outfit my friend allegedly did that’s why I mentioned it I’m really lonely haha not really though kinda sad