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Recent reviews by Ezai

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17.6 hrs on record
THE FINALS is what happens when a heist movie, a reality TV show, and a demolition derby all have a baby. Everything is destructible, everyone is flying through windows, and half the match is spent yelling “WHO BLEW UP THE FLOOR?!” while falling into the void.

Gunfights are fast, movement is wild, and every contestant has the attention span of a sugar-high raccoon. But that’s the charm — no match ever feels the same. One moment you’re securing a cashout, the next you’re being launched into orbit by someone’s trampoline cube invention.

Final verdict: 9/10 — Pure chaos, pure fun. It’s Fortnite for adults who enjoy property damage.
Posted 2 December.
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3.4 hrs on record
Warframe is the only game where you play as a hyperactive space ninja who can backflip through ten rooms, vaporize 40 enemies, and still somehow forget what the actual mission objective was. The movement is buttery smooth, the combat is explosive, and the story goes from “kinda cool” to “WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS?” in record time.

You’ll spend hours grinding for a weapon, then immediately start grinding for another weapon you didn’t even know existed. And yet — it never feels bad. Warframe is basically a free-to-play fever dream powered by caffeine, loot, and parkour.

Final verdict: 10/10 — Fast, fun, overwhelming, and somehow comforting. Space ninja therapy.
Posted 2 December.
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34.2 hrs on record
Destiny 2 is the perfect game for people who love shooting aliens, grinding for hours, finally getting the exotic they wanted… and then having Bungie nerf it 24 hours later. The gunplay is god-tier, the universe is beautiful, and the story is so confusing that even veteran players just nod and pretend they understand.

You’ll hop in for “one quick mission” and suddenly it’s 3 a.m., you’re knee-deep in strikes, and your inventory is full of shaders you’ll never use. PvP will either make you feel like a space wizard god or a training dummy — there is no middle ground.

Final verdict: 9/10 — A glorious, chaotic cycle of loot, lasers, and existential crises. And yes, I’ll still log in tomorrow.
Posted 2 December.
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55.2 hrs on record
Apex Legends is the only game where you sprint for five minutes straight, find absolutely no one, and then get instantly deleted by a squad that drops out of the sky like it’s their full-time job. Movement feels amazing, gunfights are smooth, and third parties appear with the reliability of taxes.

Your teammates will either carry you like a newborn baby or disconnect the moment they get knocked. There is no in-between. But even after getting wiped by someone bunny-hopping at Mach 3, you’ll still queue again because the game is just that fun.

Final verdict: 9/10 — The ultimate battle royale if you enjoy heart attacks, running marathons, and being shot from a zipline.
Posted 2 December.
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330.0 hrs on record (73.3 hrs at review time)
Marvel Rivals is what happens when your favorite superheroes stop saving the world and start absolutely bullying each other for control points. It’s fast, it’s flashy, and half the time you have no idea what just killed you — but it looked cool, so you don’t even care.

Every match feels like a chaotic family reunion: Hulk is throwing cars, Spider-Man is zoning people like a sweaty Overwatch main, and Rocket is somewhere in the back giggling while detonating mines. Team coordination? Optional. Button-mashing? Emotionally encouraged.

The game is fun, explosive, and surprisingly addictive. Even when you lose, you feel like you just got front-row seats to a Marvel movie where you were the stunt double.

Final verdict: 9/10 — Beautiful chaos. The Avengers would be proud.
Posted 2 December.
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5,160.4 hrs on record (5,157.6 hrs at review time)
CS2 is the perfect game if you enjoy adrenaline, heartbreak, and questioning every life choice that led you here. The smoke looks amazing, the shooting feels crisp, and the servers have the stability of a shopping cart with one broken wheel.

One round you’re a tactical genius wiping a whole team; the next round you forget to buy armor and get out-aimed by someone named “ToeSucker9000.” Teammates will either be future esports pros or people who treat the bomb like a suggestion.

Is it frustrating? Absolutely.
Is it addictive? Even more absolutely.
Will I keep playing? Unfortunately, yes.

Final verdict: 10/10 — It’s like a toxic relationship but with prettier graphics.
Posted 29 November. Last edited 2 December.
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