Your completionist showcase is so sexy

I wish this was a joke, I really do but I have to vent somewhere. I play Deadlock with two other people (sometimes three) but one of them consistently and always picks Viscous. He never plays any other hero - no, he refuses to play another hero. We are always joking about it but it's seriously starting to piss me off. The stupidest thing is that whenever he manages to get a kill (he averages 4/6/7 like every match) he screams at the top of his lungs "GOOOBYYYYY". Me and the other friends I play with genuinely do not know what to do anymore. He always farms lane but somehow manages to only have 12k souls at the end of a 35 minute game. After the lane phase he just disappears into jungle and we do not see him (I don't count the times he cubes himself while farming jungle camps). I am seriously starting to consider playing another game or trying to convince him to play any other character but he won't listen. He has 40 hours playtime and he has never played any other hero. What can I do?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you look so cute in that pro pic

Hey dude wanna play some gungame later? :D

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Do you realize that we meet almost ten years ago?