Recent reviews by Malmö Bruce

peacekeeper and orochi mains wear booty shorts out in public

yes

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game almost as much as i love frank

now that i've beaten the base game and both dlc's, i can safely say this game is worth it. there's a strong sense of reward in it. it's difficult to new players, because it doesn't waste time trying to baby you, but the idea of improving, getting better gear and beating the bosses that normally kick your ass should be appealing enough to wanna keep you playing. and that's excluding all the beautiful scenery.

mr x's hat, king crocodile, leon just being clueless. yeah you should go buy the game

Son found Mommy and Daddy's toys locked away in their bedroom

I liked being welcomed to the family, son.

Killed KKK members while Johnny Cash played in the background

bodyslammed an annoying swedish person

Get it.