Malmö Bruce
Best Elden Ring Player NA   United States
 
 
:bonfire2::yk2strength::VBCOOL: FEEL MY BODY OF IRON :Zeus::yk2spirit::anvilofdawn:
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152 Hours played
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game almost as much as i love frank
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Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice
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average blight hater 18 Aug @ 3:33am 
+rep Smart player and a very strong looper. He ran an infinite tier 3 Myers for 5 gens and then came back to unhook me. Ggs! :)
Pöm-Pöm 22 Apr @ 6:22am 
I HAVE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MANY. I AM DOING MY BEST OKAY? I JUST WANT TO POST ABOUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUPPETS BUT THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS! I WANT TO POST MUPPET HOLE, BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO PROVE THAT I AM ACCURATELY FOLLOWING CATHOLIC DOCTRINE. I WANT TO WAX POETIC ABOUT JOKER ♥♥♥, BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HORSE IMAGERY THAT BRINGS UP TRAUMATIC MEMORIES. I WANT TO REBLOG POSTS THAT MAKE ME FINALLY FEEL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEEN, BUT THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH STUPID FEMINIST WOMEN. IT IS NOT EASY THE MUPPET JOKER!
MR__PENGUIN 12 Apr @ 7:18pm 
Pookie
MR__PENGUIN 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm 
''Expect more from me? Expect more from this ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth. Get that ass banned.'' - Malmo Bruce
MR__PENGUIN 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm 
"Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should treat yourself now. And give yourself a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what am I here for? To worship you! Love yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent." - Malmo Bruce
Pöm-Pöm 22 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am 
I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces.