"If you think that you've made a big mistake ,
just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men "
-Scienceing

"Do I love you
No no no......
I would rather masturbate
And watch HBO"
- Fapper

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome one's evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"I may not know what love is, but I sure as Hell know what it isn't".
-Hunter Ravenwood

"Never. I never imbibe to the point that any of my performance or decisions can be attributed to any person or substance other than my own influence. So that when I and others look back upon events such as the one transpiring before your very eyes now... There is no doubt that my actions were made with a clear mind and a steady hand, and it will be known that it was all me baby."
-Hunter Ravenwood.

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver”
- Goblin Tinkerer

"I don't have a short temper, I have a quick reaction to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"



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