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242.1 hrs on record (221.5 hrs at review time)
this is ♥♥♥♥ covered in candy lol go play other shooters
Posted 31 July.
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470.3 hrs on record (464.0 hrs at review time)
First Tekken game i played seriously and honestly this update is just so ♥♥♥♥. This is easily one of the most ♥♥♥♥ update in the history of gaming itself, not even FGs, no, it transcends even that. You have diabolical egomaniac devs who would do anything just to spite players that request anything from them by doing the opposite, which includes actually fixing this damned abomination of a game.

This game was killing everything that Tekken was known about in S1, and they finally hit the nail in the coffin for Season 2. They gave us "NEW" moves that are either:
1) just recycled animations,
2) ripped from older games,
3) forced as ♥♥♥♥ that it looks so awkward (DVJ heat cd43 and new Lili heat smash looks so stupid who tf greenlit that).

They killed the identity of characters by making them easier so "noobs" can also do them, biggest example is how they turned Leo KNK cancels in a way that even a deadbeat 40yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like LowTierGod can do them. Some characters who didnt need it got turned into the glorified gambling formula, i.e. Steve the "Counter Punch Paragon" is now reduced to Hwoarang but using his hands, Bryan somehow got a complete FC mix. They promised us better defense and instead turned up offense. They promised us less chip damage and THEY REDUCED IT BY 5%, 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PERCENT as if just to say they're "listening" to feedback, and because the new moves are stupidly strong, it offsets that nerf so we end up having more chip damage than before.


This feels bad as a beginner to play, this feels bad as a pro player to play, this game is ♥♥♥♥, do not buy it. Or buy it if you want a party game like Mario Party
Posted 3 April.
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537.0 hrs on record (95.9 hrs at review time)
putangina nyo mga bobo
Posted 29 May, 2024.
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