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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
This game is much better than my last purchase, X-Rebirth.
Posted 15 February, 2014.
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180 people found this review helpful
29.8 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
Highest ranked positive review as of 2014-02-13, Is it that bad or that good!? "Migiri migiri meg!" -Signumix

This is the best dating sim ever for trying to pick up grannies in space. You can yell things at them like, "Show ME....YOUR wares!" all seductive like. They then respond with phrases about pleasing you in anyway.

After that, you can buy things from them.... awwww yeah. Giggidy, giggidy. Sometimes, you can hire them and keep them in the back of your ship. You can leave the cockpit anytime you want to go look at all them grannies you got. Instead of "junk in the trunk," you got "wrinkly in the skunk." Also, Skunk is the name of your only ship you can fly.

Build, Trade, War. All those features are not really bugged. People are thinking of build, trade, and war in the sense of a space sim game. Of course won't find those types of features working properly. This is a granny dating game!

You're BUILDing a harem of old ladies. You TRADE wares that you find raiding old people smelling lockers in the space stations for them old ladies. You will even go to WAR to build your collection of old ladies. After you take a ship over and it's stuck there (again not a bug, but excellent design decision), just fill it with them grannies. They're bound to that ship and not going anywhere. Awwwwww yeah. Egosoft done did good on pleasing me.
Posted 29 January, 2014. Last edited 12 February, 2014.
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