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aloby 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ lol
Anya 11 Aug, 2016 @ 5:07am 
WAH HTE HECK
sleepy 22 Jun, 2016 @ 6:35am 
:shelterfrog: derp
GrimStrider 21 Jun, 2016 @ 2:06pm 
Sorry, some kind of error has occurred: Chu've been posting too frequently, and can't make another post right now. Ish mew btw
silky 21 Jun, 2016 @ 6:25am 
A few months ago I met a cute primary school teacher who's a friend of the family at a family event I was dragged to. We got along well and surprisingly I was able to contain my spaghetti enough for us to start dating.
Fast forward a few months, and we're pretty comfortable with each other, to the point where we told each other the weirdest thing we're into, sexually.

That's when she told me that she wanted to ♥♥♥♥ up my ass. At first, I couldn't believe my ears. This cute primary school teacher just told me she wanted to "♥♥♥♥ up my ass"? I stuttered and asked her to elaborate. She blushed and awkwardly explained that she wanted us to put our butts together, so that she could then poop into my sphincter, so that we could essentially play hot potato with a steamy turd, swapping it back and forth.

I'm really confused now and don't know what to think anymore. On the one hand, it's intriguing, on the other, what the ♥♥♥♥