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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 3:08pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 5:54pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:41am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:11am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:33am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:39am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 1:33pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:15am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:50pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:33am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:41am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:52pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:33am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 3:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:50pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:46am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 1:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:21am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:08pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:51am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:56am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 9:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:24pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 9:06am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:02pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:25pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:21am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:41am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 6:40am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 12:07pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 3:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 8:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 10:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 4:11pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 3:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 6:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 6:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 4:10pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 5:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 8:21am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:40am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 1:37pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:31am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:03pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 8:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:05pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 8:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 7:43pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:37pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 12:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:29pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:59am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:23am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 10:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 3:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:32pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 5:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 8:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 12:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:32pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:33am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:03pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:05am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:24am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 2:10pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 2:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:25pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:53pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 4:25pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:52pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 11:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 1:32pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:30pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 8:32pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:29pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 2:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:53pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 8:32pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:37am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 6:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:09pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:09pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:22pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:15pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:29pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:04pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 12:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:27pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:33am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:17am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:25pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:50am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:00pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 3:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 8:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:15pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 5:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:56pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:06pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:29pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:19am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:33am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:19am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:19am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:23am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 1:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:51am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:16am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:45am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 2:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 7:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:28am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:38am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:29pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:53am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 8:40am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:08am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:08am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:38pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 10:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 10:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:39am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 6:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 5:02am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:23am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:22pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 2:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:56am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:51am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:45am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 11:02am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 10:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:02pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:20am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:09pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 5:37am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:08am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:30pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:51pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 5:40pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 10:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:06pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 3:21pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:15am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:39pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 6:07pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:38pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:20am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:10pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:38pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:18am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:53am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:03pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:12pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:47am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:50am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:20pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:30am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 5:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:51pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:43am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:45am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 4:11pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:17am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 5:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 5:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:49am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:29pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:54pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:05am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:38am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 1:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 2:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 7:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 7:29pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:30am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:55am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:45am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 6:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:03am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:49pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 5:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:37pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 5:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 1:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 1:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 3:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:51pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 4:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 4:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 12:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 5:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:30pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:57pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 2:50pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 1:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:29am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:42pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 7:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 4:57am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:41am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:29pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:11am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:05pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:16am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:16am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:16am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:51pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 4:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:52am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:45am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:26pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 5:47am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked