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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:16am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:54am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:48pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 2:26pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:21pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:35am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:34am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:25am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:23am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:14pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:01am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:51am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:21am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:01am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:23pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:01am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:29am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:41pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:05am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:15pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:17pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:58pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:01am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:11am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:29am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:11am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:53pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:09am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:15pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 3:45am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 8:44am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:49am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:55pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:55am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:38pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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