The guy's got the best prices, what am I supposed to do? Not buy it?
Floaters or not, I'm sold!!!!!

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They had to ship him back to the US in a shipping container full of dog food. During the trip he actually developed a slight Somali accent. No one knows why.

Sounds like a national tragedy

Stephen Hawking was arrested in Tokyo in the early 2000's for trying to smuggle one of these into an airplane.
He was released the same day, but arrested again the very next day when he successfully smuggled one into a plane and unleashed it before takeoff.