Recent reviews by Cipolla

Dear lord. Arma 3's engine is good for ANYTHING BUT races. Terrible DLC.

Il gioco in sé è bello. Gameplay fluido, grafica carina, animazioni e audio ok. Se giocato con gli amici è davvero ottimo. L'unico problema (tranquillamente fixabile con una patch, ma che gli sviluppatori si rifiutano di sistemare da anni) è il fottuto matchmaking.

Battle Royale come questo in cui si muore spesso devono agganciare una partita dietro l'altra in modo veloce e sequenziale, evitando di far perdere tempo in lobby cronometrate e caricamenti lenti in culo. Soprattutto qua che non c'è né un sistema di gulag né rianimazioni varie. E invece no. Quando schiatti aspetta altri 20 secondi per trovare una lobby. Una volta trovata, caricamento. Entra nella sala d'attesa in cui si riempe di giocatori (processo che a volte impiega minuti) e una volta riempiti tutti gli slot... Aspetta altri 50 secondi. Così, a caso. 50 secondi nei quali spesso si disconnettono alcuni giocatori e nelle partite a squadre si crea uno sbilancio se non si va di pre-made. Altro caricamento. Dopodiché finalmente inizio partita.

Cioè, no. Darei pollice in giù solo per questa mancanza tecnica che non viene sopperita nemmeno dopo tutti questi update, ma tuttosommato il gioco intrattiene per tutti gli altri aspetti, quindi per ora lo consiglio.

An excellent sequel.

Bruh, Skyrim is just nice.
Vanilla game feels like is unfinished, but a couple of mod should do the work.

A very good game. It doesn't incarnate the classic Hitman franchise, but still one of the most epic and cinematographic experience I've ever had in videogames. Being 47 is absolutely badass in this game.

Parkour che tiene testa a Mirror's Edge + universo Zombie che tiene testa a Dead Rising ?

Hell yeah boi

The only thing positive about this game is the kill-cam (which yes, was innovative and fun back in the days but now Rebellion has repeated the exact same thing over and over the games related to Sniper Elite, and it kind of sucks that they have not improved it very much).

Everything else is pure garbage. From the fake "stealth" options which consist in headshotting enemies with a silenced pistol from a close distance, to the other guns that have a stupid recoil considering you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sniper. My opinion is that those guns are added to the game just to make you "feel" like you are in WWII and have the option to shoot with something that doesn't kill-cam enemies.

Sprinting for more than 6 seconds will make your heart become a friggin' disco. I'm not even joking, you are a sniper (which by definition is an elite unit, so basically a badass) and running for more than 6 seconds will make your rifle sight wobble like an earthquake.

Multiplayer was active for the first period, than it died pretty quickly. This thing suck considering you can get some achievements only by playing with other people. Also some of them require you to buy DLCs which costs €5 (bruh). As a guy who cares about achievements this stuff makes me go mad.

The animation and cover system in general feels like you're playing with a piece of wood. Storyline is meh, but I can pass that. I don't expect a story-based game from a sniping game. I'm not eveng mentioning the IA.

This is a shame, this game had so much potential and it's sad to see the sequels have not improved so much. Would have recommend it back in the days, definitely not recommending it nowadays.

Pretty fun game to play. Short, but if you love the serie and you like zombies you definetly can't miss this title. The only con is that by now there are literally 0 players online to coop with.

Nostalgy is real

Turns out to be a health statistic simulator.

I'm a lazy piece of ♥♥♥♥♥ I don't even care about my own daily Kg/Cal, why should I become a nutritionist for a pixel character in my computer. I mean if he dies he can just respawn.

Refund.