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6.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
VOS MERES A SKZ ET MORTEK
Posted 2 July.
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23.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
This game is dangerous. Proceed with caution (and lubricant).
Posted 28 June.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
For me this game is simply a fail.

They tried to mix Fnaf with some furies and sex scenes but its like they refused to focus hard on each of these 2. The result is that this game isnt stressful at all nor interesting with the nsfw content as sex scenes are always the same and you can't control anything.

The club is a bit better but once again you see swiftly the limits of it and it just gets boring at some point.

For what it offers, the price is also on my opinion too high and devs even said that it might rise with the additions of characters/levels. I think they shouldnt do that and stay at their current price even when the game is achieved.

So unless you'r really into fury stuff, which in my opinion is the only way to explain the good feedback this game has, i advice you to continue on your way.
Posted 24 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
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6.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game came out in february 2022 and looked promising with its characters and typical art style.

The story was pretty simple as you'r in the skin of an orc getting recruted to serve customers with great massages.

Apart from basic clients making your daily amount of money, which you can use to improve your massages quality, some specials guests will embark you on a more exciting journey as you know them better.

The thing is, as we look back when the early access came on in early 2022, nothing much changed at all.

- a lot of bugs still occur, either randomly or during scenes that you'r supposed to enjoy.
- the intercations with the daily basic clients, which is extremely poor in term of versatility, didnt get any upgrade making it simply boring as hell.
- A single character got added in 2 years, having absolutely no clue when the next one will join as delays and a big lack of transparency surround the devs team.
- we got some teasing about an expansion of the universe, showing us some buildings and what to expect but i think once again, the dev team, by what they share with us in term of information, isnt realistic at all about their goals knowing how late they are already on their schedule.

To resume it, the only good point for now is the animation/art style and the genre of the characters that you might like. Don't buy it at full price if you'r still interested to buy it and dont buy it if you EXPECT what it can be, i rather advice you to keep a distant eye on the game in this case.
Posted 23 June.
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18.4 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
It felt fresh playing this in many ways. The japanese voice casting is top notch as well, was nice to listen every bit of conversation you could get.
Posted 11 March.
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8.7 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
I thought i succeeded to defeat the darkest dungeon. It was nothing but lies. This one is way more dangerous. It's DEEPer, darker and i frankly doubt i can escape from it. Am I even trying in the first place ? Am I not merely digging my own tomb ? Well, only time will tell. (c) the Grave Robber.
Posted 1 March.
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259.7 hrs on record (133.6 hrs at review time)
Managed to see a friend killing himself with a long sword while being dressed in chevalry armor. Worth it.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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13.5 hrs on record
The Banner saga is an immersive turn per turn RPG. The tale you will take part in takes part during the Viking age. You will explore the nordic fields with your caravan and learn more about the northern mythology. The narrative takes a big part in that game and you will have to make choices that will affect the rest of the story creating a lot possibilities for the worst or the better. During combat, you will have to think strategically commanding your troops on the board in a turn per turn fight. The OST suits the game very well and manages to transport you in that very specific environment.

My only regret (if that is one) is the limited aspect of the fights which starts to be a bit boring after several times. But that part of the game is far from being the most important thing.

So I recommand this game to whoever wants a great travelling journey with a great narrative story onto the Nordic Islands while comtemplating those superbe backgrounds.
Posted 7 July, 2020.
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