Jek Tono Porkins [bob]: well that lasted 5 seconds
Duckman: cuz u dont know how to hold it
Duckman: but u have to stick ur dumb ass in the way
Duckman: even a monkey learns to watch

combine unit 4-B: ok guys what do we do about the kid
Treblah: What do We Do about the Annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that Won't Leave Anyone Alone
Treblah: Oh Yeah Nothing Because It's a free Country

Kenshov: i was aiming at sweden
Kenshov: but the nuclear bomber just did a donut around my city and then plopped a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuke on it

bob [bob]: how i get up in the morning
Kenshov: you get up in the morning by exploding and sliding off a mountain

"that moment where your like 'STOP KILLING ME I'M JUST TRYING TO BUILD I WILL HACK YOUR GRANDAD'S HIP REPLACEMENT'" - Mr Man Muncher

"My favorite Grigori quote: 'I falsely filed my tax returns between the years 1985-1997, and now I owe over $300,000 to the IRS'" - The Stupid Genius

"Fun fact: the average human has 7 holes, and if my dad doesn't come back by friday there's about to be 8" - Kenshov

"stop looking at me you damn booger" - Ian is A idiot

Kenshov: alright so i took what i expected to be an empty bowl from the cupboards
cherry seltzer water [bob]: oh no
Kenshov: next thing i know i launched approx. 73 coffee beans

"hands up pants down" - valueplays

"fort bragg isn’t rural but everyone here is a thousand year old fisherman thats never heard of the internet" - Patcuke

"Languages: You can gfksedhtfg34rhetg9u349rtufj and sdfkjghredhgtr" - A D&D Lore Document

"I put the Ark of the Covenant behind your billboard" - NO_BOOT_DEVICE

"one horse is 15 horses" - AtoMix27

"my halberd is blessed with legume damage so it does more damage to peoples moms" - NO_BOOT_DEVICE

"none is not a rarity you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass" - Kenshov

"the HECU private being told to rig the Evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Explosive Kill Death Bomb Warehouse with laser-activated mines" - NuclearPotato

"my stomach is writing checks my ass can't cash" - Noaboosplz

"lazy town feels like one huge german expressionist nightmare" - bob

"they only had biplanes made of ♥♥♥♥ and farts" - Kenshov

"Blasting unsuspecting fallschrimjagers with a comically large blunderbuss" - Hauptmann

"your life is exuberant and filled with quaint festivities" - Nade_0

"ooo, a gun!
ow, my shoulder!
oh, it's over." - Kenshov

"go to the mystery vortex where you are banished to solve a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up magnet puzzle based on colors" - Nade_0

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