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Dear Mr/Ms. [Surname],
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.
Yours sincerely,
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Harry Potter first received one during the summer holidays of 1991. He was stunned at receiving such a letter, as he normally never received any correspondence, and held on to it, causing Vernon Dursley to joke that he might be checking for letter bombs. When Dudley discovered what the letter said, Vernon seized the letter, burned it, and moved Harry to The Smallest Bedroom. He went to increasingly elaborate measures to try to stop the delivery of the letters, eventually resulting in Rubeus Hagrid personally visiting the Hut-on-the-Rock to deliver the letter.

The letter is written on parchment paper and delivered to the recipient by owl, except in the case of Muggle-borns, where the acceptance letter is delivered in person by a member of the Hogwarts faculty, a special messenger, who explains everything to the student and parents. Harry Potter's initial acceptance letter was delivered by regular Muggle post, as Vernon and Petunia Dursley were aware of the existence of the wizarding world and Hogwarts. Hogwarts is able to magically tell whether or not a child has read his or her Hogwarts letter, as evidenced by the bombardment of 4 Privet Drive with letters, despite at least one of them having been opened and read by Vernon and Petunia Dursley.

The Hogwarts letter is a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry sent to British wizards and witches prior to their first year at Hogwarts. A special quill exists which writes down the name of every magical child in Britain at the time of their birth, allowing Hogwarts letters to be sent to all magical children at the appropriate time, even those who are Muggle-born. The Hogwarts letter consists of a note of acceptance from the Deputy Headmaster or Headmistress of Hogwarts and a list of required textbooks and materials for the school year.

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

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The dessert that wipes out the black walnut little thing you call a meal. You’re lemon custard, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat with you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without a spoon. Not only am I extensively trained in delicious arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ice Cream Academy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your maple walnut off the face of the continent, you mint chocolate chip. If only you could have known what delicious retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tutti frutti tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you french vanilla. I will english toffee fury all over you and you will eat it. You’re in butter pecan heaven, kiddo.

What the cookie dough did you just moose tracks say about me, you little raspberry ripple? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ice Cream Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Fast Food Joints, and I have over 300 confirmed flavors. I am trained in delicious arts and I’m the top taste tester in the entire Ice Cream Academy. You are nothing to me but just another flavor. I will wipe you the mango out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my neapolitan words. You think you can get away with saying that green tea to me over the Internet? Think again, coconut milk. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tasters across the USA and your favorite flavor is being traced right now so you better prepare for the dessert, fudge ripple.

There are allegedly around 6.5 millions Finns, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet.
Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent.
To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses.
Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent
In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 69, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because you gave me cancer anyway.

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