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2.0 hrs on record
I think I gave this game a longer chance than most, but in the end I still can't recommend it. I would be able to look past the graphics if there was balanced gameplay to hold my attention. I could even forgive the limited-time crafted items in the freemium model if there was a reason to use them. Unfortunately, the game is a re-hash of typical FPS game modes without any polish.

I had hope for the couple of unique PVE modes but they were completely unbalanced in favor of the AI. Maybe it was unbalanced because I was playing with only one other friend, maybe it's meant for 4+ players, but I don't find that kind of balancing acceptable. Probably won't come back with more people to try again.
Posted 4 January, 2015.
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12.7 hrs on record
Within my first couple hours:
  • I went into a man's house, ruined his family dinner, knocked him unconscious, then dragged his lifeless body onto his treadmill (and killed his gains).
  • I killed numerous goat brothers, proclaimed myself their king, and then wore one of their skulls as a warning to my enemies.
  • I headbutted a sleeping homless man out a second story and then jumped on his mattress.
  • I joined a goat fight club for the humans' enjoyment. I won.
  • I did mushrooms and became a fox.
I then went on to play the game for 12 hours over a weekend.

I honestly didn't think I was going to get as much play time out of the game as I did, part of that is thanks to the MMO update. Just as funny as I thought it was going to be, the devs did a good job setting up funny/ridiculous situations. Well worth the $5 I got it for, probably well worth the $10 full price.
Posted 4 January, 2015.
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