Holy Foreskin 最近的评测

Masterpiece, VERY HIGH replay value (don't mind the 35 hours, I spent hundreds on "non-official" versions before I was able to buy this), compelling characters, great pacing thanks to the AI Director, satisfying shooting mechanics, etc etc just get this game

You like swords? This game's got swords. (One of them is a literal meme weapon)
You like guns? We got those.
You like bows? This game's got bows.
You like magic? Yeetus Deletus your enemies with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crystal.
You like armor? This game's got armor. Oh yeah, and one of them summons a literal Stand that claps ♥♥♥♥ to death so go knock yourself out JoJo lovers.

Future puzzle games better be taking notes

+ Free. (Isn't it obvious?)
+ Can run on any PC. (Even my toaster)
+ Gameplay is good.
+ Good atmosphere.
+ Both singleplayer and multiplayer modes are fun.
+ AI Bots are smart.
+ Gets regularly updated.
+ ^That means only a few bugs/glitches.
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+/- Only basic training is provided. You do not get to learn about class tactics much unless you play the game for some time. The learning curve isn't really steep, though and with the help of a guide and an hour or two, you're good to go.
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- Animations are not so great. (Especially the zombie attack animations. Their arms look like noodles waving around)
- Only a handful of servers and players.
- The few servers that actually have players will most likely be full, meaning you'll be spending a good portion of your time playing with bots. (Unless you have LAN parties at your place)
- Only a small amount of maps.
- Only two gamemodes. ("Plant a bomb" and "Wave survival")
- Overall gameplay can get repetitive/boring after some time. (Especially if you're a guy without friends to play with, like me)

Suggestions
~ Add more gamemodes. Maybe a gamemode where you rescue stranded surviors?
~ More maps would be nice. Maybe a government laboratory?
~ This isn't really necessary, but the zombie and weapon animations can use some work too. It's not that they're bad, they just look a bit basic, or in the case of the zombies' attack animations, pretty whacky.

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⠀⠠⠁⡄⢢⢡⡐⢢⡑⠦⡘⡔⢄⠣⡘⢄⠊⠔⡈⠤⠉⡄⠢⢁⠡⠘⠠⣁⠂⡡⢐⡉⢒⠠⠈⠐⢀⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⢰⠀⢈⢸⢳⡹
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢊⠎⡝⢎⠶⡩⢎⡕⠮⡑⢎⡭⢆⣳⢺⡵⡹⢎⡳⣏⠟⡦⡝⢮⡜⡶⢮⡝⠎⡸⣬⢳⡑⠊⡀⠿⢧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠘⡜⣌⠲⡱⢎⡼⣣⢟⡭⣞⡽⢮⣗⢳⡭⣏⠷⣙⠾⣱⢫⣓⢾⣩⢗⡚⡰⣝⡲⣡⢞⡡⠐⡈⢳
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢼⡎⣡⠎⡴⣉⠢⡌⢳⠽⣬⠳⡝⠎⠷⣫⢟⠶⣛⢱⣙⠦⡙⢠⡞⣵⢣⡟⣧⢻⡵⣣⢟⣬⢳⠉⠌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠴⣽⠣⣝⣧⢚⡴⡁⠠⣗⢌⡃⠄⠒⡈⠔⢂⠘⣬⠶⣎⠳⡍⢒⡴⣣⢟⡼⣣⢟⡼⣣⢟⡱⣏⠶⣩⠂⠌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠆⣍⠾⡝⣼⢧⣻⣯⠂⠄⡡⣟⡆⢧⣈⣐⡀⠌⠤⠴⢩⢚⡨⢥⣚⢧⡝⢾⣸⠳⣝⢮⡳⣝⢮⡝⣮⠳⣅⠊⡐
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢊⡿⠃⣌⡖⢋⠼⡯⣷⡹⢡⢣⠐⢧⣿⢣⠞⡴⢣⡝⣫⡝⣜⢣⢏⡽⢣⢏⡮⣝⣣⠯⣝⢮⡳⣝⢮⡳⣝⠶⣛⡄⡃⡐
⠀⠀⢀⠤⠚⠐⠉⠀⢳⡌⢃⢾⡘⠜⡷⠡⠱⢂⠠⢸⣿⣯⡞⡱⢫⢼⡱⣚⣬⢓⠮⡜⣭⢚⡴⢳⢬⣛⡼⢣⡟⣼⢣⡟⣼⣋⢶⡙⡥⠱
⣀⡴⠋⢀⡐⠈⢀⣣⣞⡇⣌⠢⡝⠪⡁⢏⡱⠀⡐⢸⣿⣷⣽⡘⣣⠧⡝⢶⣡⢏⡞⡱⢎⡵⣊⠗⣎⠶⣭⠳⣝⢮⡳⣝⢶⣩⠶⣙⠰⢉