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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 10:17am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2013 @ 6:52am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 26 May, 2013 @ 4:35am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 May, 2013 @ 4:35am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 8:58am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2013 @ 3:41am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2013 @ 3:41am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:31am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2013 @ 3:41am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 8:48am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2013 @ 3:37am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:26am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 8:52am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 10:04am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 10:05am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 10:09am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2013 @ 8:59am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2013 @ 8:59am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2013 @ 5:30am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2013 @ 8:59am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 8:53am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:26am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 6:32am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 6:52am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2013 @ 6:52am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2014 @ 12:08am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:01am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:20am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 10:03am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 10:20am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2013 @ 5:32am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:31am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 6:32am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2013 @ 1:01am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2013 @ 4:37am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 11:39am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 6:52am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2013 @ 10:29am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 2:15pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 3:23am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 3:47am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 2:39am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 2:41am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 2:41am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 2:44am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 2:47am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 3:13am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 9:57am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 10:16am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 10:20am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 10:20am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 10:39am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 10:52am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:03am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:12am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:21am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:25am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:35am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:41am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:45am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 9:55am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 9:58am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 9:57am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 9:57am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:55am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:54am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:54am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:49am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
31,955 / 50,000

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.