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Elgros223 was mid-match in CS:GO, clutching his mouse with sweaty determination. His friend, MaximusBlade, leaned back casually in his chair, boasting about his massive bodongidus.

"Bro," Elgros grumbled over Discord, "why's your peanosse bigger than mine? I thought we were equals."

Maximus smirked. "Size isn’t everything, Elgros. But mine’s not just big—it’s shiny. Wanna try it?"

Moments later, Elgros found himself holding Maximus’s pen|s, struggling to lift it without knocking over a lamp. He swung it experimentally, only to stumble back into his gaming chair and accidentally fire his AK-47 straight into a teammate in-game.

"Team kill, Elgros?!" Maximus howled with laughter.

“Maybe I’m compensating!” Elgros barked, trying to balance his average beans while also peeking mid.

As the round ended, Maximus delivered the finishing blow: "Don’t worry, bro. is just a game."

Elgros logged off. Coincidence or defeat? No one knows.