Elfbarf
sebastian meisinger   Vienna, Wien, Austria
 
 
hey
RIP MISSING PENIS SOCIETY - 2011-2018
you will be missed
jazzy 5 Thg04, 2024 @ 10:15pm 
Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive?
jazzy 31 Thg12, 2023 @ 4:45pm 
:B1:
jazzy 23 Thg03, 2016 @ 1:09am 
:tobdog:
jazzy 4 Thg09, 2015 @ 5:17pm 
*teleports behind you*
*cuts you in half*

nothin personnel, kid
jazzy 7 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:26pm 
You think I'M A ♥♥♥?! For watching anime? HA What a joke let me tell you a story so you can futher grasp just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a ♥♥♥.

Me and my best friend used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my friends's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bud, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.

So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥
jazzy 12 Thg05, 2015 @ 6:33pm 
Hey Elfbarf sorry I didn't get to say bye bud before you left for your trip. Where were you going again? Oh right to meet that one person you met? The dude on the internet? From Grindr, right? Man ur so crazy doin that stuff. What was his name again? Huw-something? What a weird name for some euro, probably a real go-getter, would've never expected it. I assume you're just stopping at the UK before you hit up Amsterdam, right? You always go on Mumble and tell us to "420 blaze it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥" and how you love smoking pot and listening to Bob Marley. You're a champ, dude. Wish I could be there with you.

Talk to you soon,
Jazzy.