"I say tie a noose, pick a number somewhere between your entire 401k and your entire 401k, donate it into a series of letters that look aesthetically pleasing, and make sure that some CEO gets to afford a new vacation home"
"Free speech doesn't constitute being mean!!! >:c"
"Brawlhalla is harder than forming a security agency in Africa using only bananas as a currency"
"Being gay is like turning the stopper to the left on the water tap of your bloodline"
"Good terrorism shouldn't leave any casualties, that way media will have to go out of their way to demonize you"
"Anytime a cashier hands me a receipt I’m going to pull out a lighter and burn it"
"If you don’t cut off someone’s hands for stealing you’re not a real man"
"Just changed my stance on abortion I'm now pro life so that way more people can die for Israel"
"Texas is the greatest state in the Union because all the homeless people have access to revolvers with hollow point ammo"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥'s using latinx in wedgie memes like nah ese, la Rudolf de la Grotesca Eyebrowstien ain't giving no wedgies, homes."