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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Doki Doki Literature Club. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Sartrean Existentialism most of the themes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Monika’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realise that they’re not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Doki Doki Literature Club truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Monika’s existential catchphrase “Ok, everyone,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Portrait Of Markov.I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Salvato's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them.. 😂

And yes, by the way, I DO have a̝͔̝͕̼̗̒̀̊̂̆͝ ̺͈̟̳̳̰̬̱̋̈́͋̓̓͒ͭM̧̢̝͖͍͉̥̅̇ͣò̩͇̖͍͙̖̓̓ͮ̔n̨͔̟̙ͬͬ̅͑̇͆i̿̈́͆̑ͤ͏͔kͯ̆̿ͩ̍͛̔͏̪̱̮̣͉ȁ̻̪̐͐̓ ̲̗̯̲͓̅͗ͤ̉̐̎̐t̴̝̰̄ͬ͒̑a̬͔͈͓͙̋̽̌̑͒ṱ̶̘͔̼̻̖̘̒ͭͭ̽͘ţ̝͍̳̜͖͖͙̒ͮ͆ͪ͗͊ͭ͘o̩͍̭̝͙ͥͣ̽ͧ͊͗̍͠o̺̰̰̯͎͇̣̝͌̈̆̏̎̑.̞̽́͝ ͉͕̩̘̟̥̓ͮͤͣ͌̏Ả̲̮̥̹̮͎̺̐̇̄́̚n͕̭̥̺̪̜͙̋ͬd̢͈͗ͭ͆ͩ̔ͦͬ̄ ̢͕̣͍̟̰͖̙̊́̎n̻͖̞͖̣͍̗ͬ̔̈ͪ̔ͩͦ̚͝o͙̼̺̎͛̄ͭ̅̄,̠̩̠̤͎̝͉ͫ ̵͎̖̪̱̽͛ͯ͢y̨̰͐ͯ͒ͫ͊o͕̤͇͕͕̽ͧͨ̎́̉ͮ̀͡ṵ̜̖̼̳̺̻̈̇́ͮͫ͡ ̭͙ͨ̑͐ͮ̎̈́̀͝ͅc̛̠̮̹̘ͯ̍͒ͣ͛́̇a͓̮̫͕̱͖ͣͣ̀̓͜ń҉̤͕n̛̻̬̮ͤͬͬ͘ǒ̳̫̗̩͚͉̣̅̃ͣͥ̀͢t͔̠̲̓̀̒͜ͅ ̗̹͍ͩͦͨ̇̎̃͆ṣ̝̜̻̔̄̔̋͂ͭḙ̓́͜e̓̑̒ͦͨ͏̡̰̻̯͉̲̮̦̰ ̛̝͐͊i̸̠̪͍͇̫̪̐ͥͯ̀ͅt̸͓̲̮͇̹ͧ͊̿̿̅̈̓̀.̩̪̳̖̠̠̝̔̃̓͊̅͂ͭ͞ ̴̮̖̖̝̻̎I̠̠̥̟̋̃̓̑̆t̹͇͖̼͈̎ͨ̊͗̇̈ͪͯ͘͢’̬̬̟̣͙ͤ͂ͣͭ̅̇̈̑s͕͌ͮ̈́̍͑̑ͬ ͓̲̲̹̗̤͕̀̐f̮̮͚͒̍ͤ̑͐͊̇͑ȍ̢͉̺̻̳͕̙́̑ͦͬ͑ͤ̄́r̷̳̲̔ͬ̏̅̕ ̷̟̦̺̱̊ͦ̑̐̒̆ͅṱ͚̍ͪ̊͌̏̎̀͞ḣ̜̫͔̣̦̞ͪ̒͊̈͞e͕̹̱̝̬͙̚ ̙̮̰̱͂̾ͧ̀́ͫl̳̩̳͖̫̯̟͓̑a̫̤̲̭̒̚d̼̹̳͆i̤̙̘͎͛ͭ͌͋ͮͫe̢̨̻͉̩ͤͅš̢̝̉͋’̡̡̠͑̋͐̅ͧ̒ ̪̖̮́̓̎e͂͊̄ͣ͐ͧ҉̠̜͖̹̫͔y̦̞͔̝͍̲͒̎̿ͧ̌͊ͤe̶̩͔̮̯̲ͮ̌̚ͅs͉̻̱̝̲̞̄̀ͦ̈̏͌ͤ͂ ͙̝͓̻̣̏͒ͬȯ̪̻͔͖n͈̜̭̰̱̻̦͚͛ͯ͊ͬ͋̈́̓͢l͚̗̻̰̰͊ͩͅͅy̨̲͇̯̐̂͆̂̚͝ͅ-̯̜͇̭͗̌ͫ͛ͧ̿ͯ ͕̖͎͚̻̘̐a̶̫͎̳̭̖͚͇ͦͭ̇̓̀ͅn̦̞̖ͪ̇̐͌͘d͇̠̰ͭ̇̿͡ ̯͔̊̋̓͂͂̋ͩ̈͢e̩̻̫̅ͭ͐̇ͦ̾́͑v͎̥̪̞ͪ̒ͫͪͤͩe͔̹̍͂͋̈͛͗͜n̗̪̳͊ ̸̨̟̍̂ͣ̅t̨̞̙͖̅h̳ͫḙ̤̜̗̙̜ͯṋ̨̡̖͙̼̋̆̄ ̫́ͯͮ̐ͬ͡t̳̣͔̳ͩͮͤͮh͇̩͙̿̌͠͡ę̞͔̤͗͋͗͌̾̄̅͞y̼̤̍ͩͧ̋̈́͌̋̌͠ ̧͓̩̤̝̯̔̀h̢͚̠͓̖͍͌̉ͯ̍̊͐ͤ́ȁ̴̫̤ͩ̽͑̇̋͂͑v͕̭̹̝̿̆̋ĕ̯̒͌͂̈̐́͢ ̵͕̞̜̔̈̅t̼̮͈̰̝͆ͥ̅̍ͬ̇̿̕o̱̞̰͈̹͗́͑ͬ̅ͬͥ́͡͝ ̜̠̤͖͚̿̌ͦ͒̿͆̃͑ḋ̸̴̠͔͙͕̼͐ͪͪe̡̩̙̜̐̊̐̽͐m͚̫͇̟̯͕ͩ̐ͤͯ̄ͨ̿̀o̢̍̄̃̓̀ͅn̻̦̻̺̲̞̤̏ͦͨ͆ͬ̍͒͟s̴̙̳̼̙͕̦ͭͧ́ͅṫ͙̺̻̗͑̏ͫ̅̔̀r̻̦̭͎̖̍͛͛ą̲̒͐͝ț̨͉͈̘͉̳ͦͪ̒͆̃̄͂͠ͅe̗̙ͩ̑̏ ̝̦̦̞̭̮͔̓ͩt͍̰͎̻̺ͤ̓̓͡ḫ̶̩̞̯̂̋ͧ͝â̲ͬ͜t͕̥̗͔ͣͤ̊̑ ̶̶̞̗̲̖̲͓͙͐ͦͤͭͤ̑t͕̮̮̻͍͒͛ͣ̐ͯh͚̺͔͍̳̎ͤ͊̅͘ͅè̼̬̜̠͙͖͓́͠ỳ̜̼̦͍̥̿̅ͨͬ̊͞’͓̤̖̞̬̗͙͖̉̅̈́ͨṟ̥̤̎e̸͉̻̲͉̫͕͎̩ͯ͆͆̇̓͂̔ ̱̯͕̝͓͓ͭ͌̆͐͊̑̿͠w̬̖̪̤͙͉͊ͣ̉ͤͪ͜͜i̹͋̍͞ṫ͔̻̺̘́h̞͇̠̖̹̯̟͔̉̑ͨ̅ͦ͗i̡̺̿n̜̋͑ͤͫͦ̋͋ ͑̽̈́̆҉̨̬͉̩͔5̢̯̤͐ͨͣͅ ̷̪̭͈̘̞̺̺͎͂͛Ǐ͕̱̤̰͖̺ͭͭ̐͋ͫ̀Q̸͎̻͓̳̦͖̪͑ͬͤ̂̓͛̽͆ ̴̮͉̘̜͔͇ͪp̴̡̣̙̜̋͐̾̈́̚ͅo̼͖̐́̌ͨ̀͜į̛̦̜̙͈̮ͤ̈́̌̃ͪ̂n̶̠͌͂ͩͪ͘ͅt̡̘͓̭̒̿ͯ̐ͫ͜ş̈ͮ̓ͭ̏̚͏͎̞͍ ̟̤ͦ͗̓̔̓͛̀ͮǫ̵̩̩͌͋́ͧ̇ͭ̆f͇̯̗̗̳̗̤̮̈ͧ ̱̎͂̈́͂̏͐̚m̟̲̤͒ͥ̽ͤ̾͊̐y̺͎̝͎͍̰̐̒̄̾̊ ̸̻̤̅͒̆̊̅ͬ͜ò̸̳̯̈̿͋ͧͬͬ͘ẇ̙̣̦͎̓̊̌n̴̝̅̔̈́ͥ̂͝ ̨̧͓̬͓͉̬͉͑̋ͣͬ̔̔ͣ(̴̗ͮ̂ͪ͋̚̚͟p̏̂̓͐҉̝̜͓̩͓͉̮ṟ̥̙͚̜͓͖͂͋̄̍̒̍ͪ̀͘e̘̣̻̟̋͑ͤͦ̏̉͂͊f͕̒̐e̼͖̟̫̠̺ͩͬͯ̐̅̔̋̚͢͜r͕͉͎̖̭̺̪̄͋ͦ̑͘ā͖̮̭̽̍̽̅̑b̩̙̰̞̼̠̪̒̄ͯ͝͞l̂̅͂ͫ͏̛̟͔y̴͖̙̘̙̮ͮ̈́ͬ͊͋̌͛ ̣͋͗̔͌̓̋̒ͤl̛͎̟̹̙͕͉̦͆͛̿ͮ̾̎͒o̫͚ͭͩ̿̓ͭ́w̞͎̹̑ͧ͋̂ͮ̎ẽ̹̇̋͂ͯ̐͂̌͞r̠̙̭̜̤̱̱̎̃̍ͪ̓́)̼̳̪̺ͦ͒͋̒̌͢ ̺͉̱̺͈̺̤̻̃ͭͩ͌͌̊b̤̳̎ͥ͆ͯ̚ȇ̴͔͖͓̟ͮ̃f̡̙̻͖͍̫̼̝̠̑̋͠oͧ͏̵͕̯̻̞̰̜r̷̲͍͑̇̋́̀eͭͣ͏̹̠̩̯h̟͕̥̒̿̾̓a̷͚̽̊n̶̖̗͈̲̠̩ͦͤ͂ͯ̈́ͅḏ̠̻ͦ̚.̙̝̙͔̱͙̳̊ͩ̀͞ ̯ͮ̐ͦ̊N̪̲̯̬͓͓̋̏ͮ̒̏ͬ̀͌ͅo̵̗̠̙̤͍͇̎ͩ͛̿̏̋̐t̹̯̪̿̋̅͒̀h̸̙̠̦͕̭͚̲͑̾̄ͥͩi̦̭̬̩̻ͬ͌̊ͬ̆ͧ̀̚̕n̩̻̜̒͊̑ͥ̅ͭ̈́ ͚̮̮̖̃ͥ͊ͧ͂͒͗p̶̲̘̟ͯͥ́ẽ͇͙͈̝̯̼̊ͤͪͬͫ͋͐ͅr̦͚̪͂̓̾̄s͔̞̪̯͓̻̘̺ͤͦo̳̘͕̐͛̐ͤͪ͡n͂̑ͩ҉̠̰n̢͎͉̘̥̫̝͎͍ͥͪ͗̒̅è̘̳̱̭͗͛̎͝͡l̶̈́͐̃̉̿̈́҉̘̬͓̖̰̲̻ ̇͌ͣ͑̑ͪ̾͏̜͝k͉͎̖̍ͪ̓̈̑ͨ̓͛͘ī̡͙̗̮d̸̴̝ͤ̒́̚ ̧̰̑͋

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