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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:54am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:35pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:37am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:43pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:44pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:25pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 7:53pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:36pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:20pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:11pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:46pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:48pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:27pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:33pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:43pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:55pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 11:13pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:09pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:07pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:05pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 2:35pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:23pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 8:58pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:18pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:50pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:34pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 2:15pm