I have a story to tell of this man back in 62'. We were in the Critter War and I was a General. This fine soldier was my first man. We walked into our first battle at Centipede Hill when we were ambushed and the first thing this guy does is grab a rocket launcher. I was so proud... until he fired it into a crowd of innocent children. He began to laugh and then reload. I thought for sure he would fire at the enemy but no. He shot the second missile straight at the hospital near buy, mutilating over 1500 people. Someone had to stop this man. So I pulled out my .50 Cal pistol and blew the head off his shoulders. Still one of the best soldiers I have seen. God Bless.

Hey hey! Big E what's up man! It's been a while since you've shown up to the football meetings. Coach Gornald says you got caught up in some serious legal trouble. But forget about all that stuff man! Come down to the field and throw some pigskin with us man! All the boys miss ya! I remember during our senior year you used to chase us around naked and scream racial slurs at us! Such fun times, well man I gotta head out! Hope to see ya on the field brother!

better back off man i got a few screws loose man ill knock your freaking block off dude im not joking for real dude ill do it

-rep! He is my Nephew and he tried to kiss my wife and have sex with her! I mean, she is a fine piece of ass, but that doesn't mean to try to ♥♥♥♥ her!

quick update, i still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this guy.

this guy keeps standing outside my front door at 3 AM and keeps repeating non-stop that the Dinkle is coming for me and my time is limited on this earth and i shall be expunged from the plain of living, other than that hes a pretty cool guy