"Now this was no ordinary cheese, mind you - this cheese was in a glass." - North 2014

"Anything is better on a stick, see. Like, even if your mother was dead, if someone gave the news to you on a paper stuck on a stick, it would be so much better." - Myself 2014

"Why can't you be a sexy chicken in a bikini?" - Shapps 2014

"Genocide has ethics, right? Like, it's piss-poor ethics, but it's ethics all the same, right?" - North 2014

"And let me put it in binary, Just in case half of you is cyborg and I need to convince that half too." - North 2014

"My favorite Santa is Boatfish Santa." - North 2014

"Wake up, Dr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the asses." - Myself 2014

"Excuse me, madam, but I must put on protection before I engage in chin intercourse." - North 2015

"At the expense of my house, I have created a stick that cooks anything it pokes! I call it... the "Quick Stick ♥♥♥♥". *pokes neighbor" Eat up kids!" - North 2015

"You don't know what it's like to feel Fisto's robotic drill penetrate your soft, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeks." - North 2016

"It's hard to come up with jokes when you're knee-deep in fecal matter." - North 2016

"Sad is the days when you have a ♥♥♥♥ three times as tall as yourself." - Myself 2016

"I'm a dirty link ♥♥♥♥♥." - Myself 2016

"Every time a plane goes by, I get horny for dude butt." - Jared 2017

"First, I would question what magical chemistry concoction went down in my bladder." - Myself 2017

"I think... Jordan is just the Jewwier of the two of you." - Jake 2017

"Foolish boy... only by the power of the most scrumptious of frozen desserts, the Drumstick, may you command me." - Myself 2018