Recent reviews by edo9k

This game sucks. The cars and the city are OK, but the gameplay is far from polished. Your character is always getting killed because of control glitches, jumping in the wrong time, moving in the wrong direction, actually moving when you weren't even touching the controls. Another thing that sucks is that, for the game to recognize my XBOX 360 controls I usually have to start it, close it and start it again... and it also stops responding in the middle of the game.

There's also the stupid "this target should be knocked" thing, that makes no sense to me. There's a ton of criminals in a place, among them there's one or two you have to "knock" instead of killing, this is just lazy and stupid mechanics in my opinion. How the F*** aren't you gonna kill an armed motherf**** among a bunch of other armed motherf*****s. I get this is to make the game "more challenging", but it is as dumb and lazy as making the player fight every boss again before getting to the final boss of the game.


I hope I hadn't bought this. But I'm still gonna finish it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

UPDATE:

50 hours in and I'm still playing this steaming pile of garbage.

Interesting remarks:

- My xbox360 controlers are only recognized by the game after I open it, wait for it to load, CLOSE IT AND OPEN IT AGAIN. Yes, ain't that dumb AF?

- Half the time the game opens in Windowed mode for some reason only the Devil knows. I always play fullscreen, so I have to go there and set it again, and again, and again.

- The controls are ♥♥♥♥♥. I've died countless times because the characters decided to move when he should have remained hidden. I probably complained about this before.

- The story is a cliche festival. But not surprise there.


I'm still playing this because I like to torture myself. If you have kids and want to punish them, definately buy this.

Quite random and short. I wish it had better controler support. It's free, probably done by a single guy and chuckled a couple times. So, it's ok.

Muito bom, devo ter jogado por uma cem horas (vi aqui, na realidade foram 70 horas, mas cedo ou tarde vou jogar tudo do começo de novo).

É como se fosse um filme do Jackie Chan, só que com mais carros, motos. barcos e armas (e tanta porradaria e acrobacias quanto). Recomendadíssimo.

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Non-PT-BR freestyle translation:

It's GTA in a Jackie Chan film (I hope this doesn't sound racist, sorry). You have guns, car chases, a lot punches to the throat, regular parkour, between vehicles parkour, moving cars parkour. The combat system just works. And the story is great too. So, yeah, play this.

Definitely not noob friendly. At all.

You know when you are fully aware of how weak a game is, but you still keep playing it you don't know why?
That's it, this game has generic art, generic story, generic animations. Nothing is particularly great, but still, the mindless shooting and killing zombies takes straight to the "fps zone", I somehow feel like I felt the first time I played an fps game so many years back.

So, this is a bad game, but if you want an fps shooter where you just shoot stuff and don't have to think much, this is for you. Oh, and if you're also into upgrading your gear with fake money you get inside the game, this is definitely for you.

I also play it listening to audio courses, because you can completely ignore the story.

I love this game. Specially for people who are learning programming and/or playing with arduino and electronics, because you can see how each kind of component alters the way the bomb circuitry works. Also: playing with the volume up and getting spooked by how loud the explosion sound is when you fail to disarm a bomb in time. If you've played things like TIS-100 or Shenzen.io and you enjoy puzzles, this game is for you (it's simpler than the two games mentioned before, but we could say this game is for electronics what TIS-100 is for Assembly: a simplified version that's just close enough to be fun while getting your feet wet on the subject).