cuz i make the girls go 'oo oo'

i don't push them up hills though
friends are not endorsements btw

this is true because i'm me and i'm the best. if you have an issue with it, you gotta take it up with the bossman upstairs. (he's not real so you do not have any complaints that you may talk about. my apologies, but we are not taking complaints right now.)

that is all

if you saw the previous variant of this no you didn't